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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 02:20

What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

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